Sunday, December 6, 2009
Sneeze
This is kinda random, but have you ever had to sneeze but it won't quite come out? The other day I had this sneeze that kept tempting me but couldn't push the threshold to come out. It happened several times and it kept getting more frustrating and annoying. I kept trying to agitate my nose to coerce it out but it only made it worse. I even snorted a whole teaspoon of pepper. It never came out. My life is average.
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YES! And it's always REALLY close to coming out. Like I've already taken the breath and then it just stops and I look like an idiot. Kind of like that Demetri Martin joke where he says:
ReplyDeleteThe straw is a great invention. You can drink without using your wrists. The straw is your friend until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then he will betray you and make you look like an idiot. I have to pull the straw aside and be like “What the hell do you think you’re doing? The last time I checked, you were right by my mouth. What are you doing on the other side of the glass? I don’t need you; you’re a luxury.