Go Drown in an Erlenmeyer Flask

My chemistry professor, Dr. Larson, is the most sarcastic, smart-ass professor I've ever seen. He makes tons of "jokes" in class that are supposed to be funny, but in reality, are terrible, t-r-b-l terrible. The sad thing is that he thinks he is being funny. Oh and by the way... tack on "Worst Review Session Guy" to his list of accomplishments - he refused to work out problems and answered student questions in a roundabout way. Example- Student: "Can you explain what complex compound nomenclature is?" Dr. Larson's honest-to-god response: "Umm well, you have complex compounds.... and you name them. Next question." Wow dude, you suck.