Spectator Sport

After grabbing a few things at Safeway this evening (and by that I don't mean stealing them), I went over to Panda Express to grab some dinner. It was pouring rain and as I walked up to the door, I could see that the line curved around the counter and back towards where the restrooms are (even if you haven't been there, you can just imagine a long line). I stood right outside the door in the rain and kind of stared at the line for a few seconds. I could see that some of the people in line were watching me because they agreed that the line was longer than it should be and they probably wanted others to share their pain. So instead of going in and getting Panda, I laughed and said, "Fuck that" and headed back toward my car which I think amused my spectators. They read my lips.