Loopholes

Everyone knows that in order to cross the pathways behind the MU, where all the tables are, you must dismount your bike. We've all seen the signs on the lamp posts. There's a bike, in a big red circle, and there's a big red line through the bike. So today in between my classes I was reading at one of the tables and there was a bike cop patrolling the area. In rides a guy on a unicycle. The bike cop did nothing! I have seen this cop before and he will stop anyone on a bike. But this guy was not on a bike, but a unicycle. Clearly there are no signs post prohibiting unicycles on the quad. This rider showed guts, and he obviously knows how to find loopholes. He must be pre-law.