Yes, I lost my phone because I'm a dumbass and I was texting in class.. probably had the phone in my lap or something. But this post is to pay tribute to the hilarious messages left on it by David and Kyle. Just to give you an idea as to their content, one of them was Blockbuster video telling me that I needed to return the pornos I rented. They were apparently overdue. The employee who called was even courteous enough to repeat the titles of them!
Thank you, Kyle and David, for your hilarious contributions to my otherwise mediocre day.