Monday, March 15, 2010

Master Plan

Who's bright idea was it to give us tests in all our classes, in the same week, some on the same day, that are all worth a significant portion of our grade? What good can possibly come from that??

Here's my proposition: I'm going to run for governor, and you are all going to vote for me. Then I'm going to burn down all the schools (which I won't include in my party platform), probably get recalled, but what are they going to do about the schools? What's done is done, right? They'll all be ashes! MUHAHAHA

8 comments:

  1. wow... sadistic and evil much?

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  2. hahahah you said it dave :) yes, i was in a very loopy mood when i wrote it. now that i'm a little bit more sane,...well i still stand by what i wrote in this post.

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  3. i know an arsonist who does great work.

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  4. good good. we will be in contact.

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  5. the arsonist has oddly shaped feet...

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  6. and so it begins:

    http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/localnews/ci_14702389

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